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#AMERICAISDEAD
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan
What do you call a mexican who can swim?
A Texan
What do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower?
Unemployed
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women won't shut the fuck up long enough to build up enough pressure
WHat are three things you can never give a black man?
A swollen lip, a puffy nose and a job
What's the difference between a woman and Mad Cow Disease
Two tits
HOw many mexicans does it take to clean a toilet?
None. That's a womans job
How do you give a woman freedom of speech?
Take your dick out of her mouth
How are women like parking spots?
All the good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped
Juan on Juan
What do you call a mexican who can swim?
A Texan
What do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower?
Unemployed
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women won't shut the fuck up long enough to build up enough pressure
WHat are three things you can never give a black man?
A swollen lip, a puffy nose and a job
What's the difference between a woman and Mad Cow Disease
Two tits
HOw many mexicans does it take to clean a toilet?
None. That's a womans job
How do you give a woman freedom of speech?
Take your dick out of her mouth
How are women like parking spots?
All the good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped