RFK Jr. says he is under investigation for allegedly sawing head off whale on Cape Cod

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RFK Jr. says he is under investigation for allegedly sawing head off whale on Cape Cod

Katherine Silverstein, a spokesperson for NOAA, told the Times that the federal agency typically does not comment on open investigations.

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Former presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy said on Saturday that he is under investigation by the National Marine Fisheries Services for allegedly sawing the head of a dead whale off in Hyannisport around 1994 and bringing it home.

"This is all about weaponization of our government against the political opponents of the party in power and it's dangerous for our democracy as my father understood and every American, whether you're Democrat or Republican, should be offended by it," said Kennedy during a campaign event for Donald Trump in Glendale, Arizona.

 

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First, it was his admission he had a brain worm..

Then, he admitted he was the idiot who discarded a bear cub in Central Park..

Just when we thought things couldn't get any weirder.....

Then, his daughter, Kick Kennedy, told the magazine that her father had cut off the whale's head with a chainsaw after he heard it washed up on Squaw Island. He bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan to bring back to Mount Kisco, New York, apparently to study.

"Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet," Kick Kennedy told Town and Country in 2012. "We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us."

 

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Why is it that everyone in trump's orbit is either a couch-fucker, a racist, or whatever RFK Jr. is?