RHYMES fromm the Naughty Nursery

[doniston]

A hickery-dickery ol' Doc,
Kept his favorite mouse in a clock
When the house burned down,
the story went 'round
that he kept her ash in a crock
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and the story of Jack and of Jill
with a bucket they went up the hill,
It wasn't for water,
they were caught by her father
and Jack is lying there still
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There's a lady quite famous in fable
who smiled as she lay on the table,
-said the men that were there,
tho it wasn't quite fair,
the Nickle's for Coffee, not Mable
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And a young fellow named "Duff"
was heard saying, as he pirchased some snuff
"Thith Makth a man,
so it say's on the can.
I really must try out the stuff
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And there was a young lady named Dell,
Who's belly commenced to swell.
Said she had no ring,
and no dong made her ding.
It's just that she's shaped like a bell.
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Now Mary was very contrary
had affairs with Tom, Dick and Harry,
she used all their "tools"
Without any rules,
Is she pregnant? Why of course, "very, very!"

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Da Sut, PLTU D'waldo (my pen name.)
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