RIP Harry

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

RIP Harry!!
 
Wow... I thought for a moment Voldemort had come back yet again and finally killed Harry Potter. I was like... you bastard!
 
Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

RIP Harry!!
peter north and tom byron still work today.
 
Harry Reems died today from pancreatic cancer. Famous for being in the culturally significant porn film "Deep Throat" where he portrayed the Doctor who Diagnosed Ms. Lovelace inability to achieve an orgasm being due to her clitoris being located 9" down her throat.

That means only Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy remains of the male stars from the golden era of porn.

RIP Harry!!

He is now six foot...and nine inches under!!
 
Wow... I thought for a moment Voldemort had come back yet again and finally killed Harry Potter. I was like... you bastard!

So Harry Potter didn't die? Well its a good thing I never watched the movies. The whole series was just a waste of time if the punk lived.
 
Enjoyed his movies!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reems

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Technically, Harry died for about 5 minutes in the last movie, and could have stayed dead if he so chose, but the curse struck someone else's soul, shielding his own from the impact, so he was merely caught in limbo for the few minutes he was out of action.
 
Saw motts post, saw the name "harry reems" and pancreatic cancer and logged that in my brain, not knowing who he was.

Went to dinner with friends.

Not just bros but people I used to work with, etc

Casually bring up for whatever reason that harry reems died, thinking he was some actor or musician or whatever.

People are like "who's that?"

I dont know so I whip out my phone to read the rest of motts post, everyone else is getting their phones out to briefly google as well

I read the rest of motts post, and find out he's a porn star, in the movie deep throat.

I die a little bit in side, pretty sure the "kill me now" look washed over my face, knowing everyone is now seconds away from completing their google searches.

Only seconds now, I have to sit here, wait and anticipate it, there is no stopping it.

People start reading outloud: "famous pornstar," "the movie deep throat," "revolutionized pornography"

*siggggggggh*

People wondering how I could have come across this, while simultaneously not knowing his full background

Think it's absurdly bizarre I would bring up the death of a pornstar at dinner. (Why would I remember that or find it topical or appropriate)?

They probably think I am obsessed with pornstars now, and know all the history of them, and they think I am interested in talking about dead revolutionary pornstars at dinner, and have no social grace.

Fuck you mott.
 
It's a bad story grind. A very bad story. No idea why you would mention a person you didn't know. If you want I'll tell you my expensive restaurant, high level networking group, all male, holiday party drunk skirt story to make you feel better. It happened this past December. Cawacko is the only person here who knows about it.

But it really probably won't make you feel any better. Only time and alcohol will do that. Trust me.
 
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