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Does anyone else find it surprising that your roommate may have a bizarre schedule, and since you can't stalk them 24/7, it remains a mystery?
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/roommates_work_schedule_remains
Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery
BOSTON—Though Tom Alford has been living with him for more than three months, Kyle Fisher, 26, told reporters Sunday that his roommate's work schedule is more of a mystery now than it was when Alford moved in last October.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/roommates_work_schedule_remains
Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery
BOSTON—Though Tom Alford has been living with him for more than three months, Kyle Fisher, 26, told reporters Sunday that his roommate's work schedule is more of a mystery now than it was when Alford moved in last October.