Roses are red

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Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Ethel's are green!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

A poem....by John Wayne;

Roses are red.
Clover is green.
Get off your ass,
and join the Marines.

 

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A poem....by John Wayne;

Roses are red.
Clover is green.
Get off your ass,
and join the Marines.

Roses are red
tulips are black.
You’d look great
with a knife in your back.

Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not effing blue.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.

 

[Minister of Truth]

The version I heard, it was "coal is black."

 

[USFREEDOM911]

 

[Leonthecat]

Roses are red
tulips are black.
You’d look great
with a knife in your back.

Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not effing blue.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.

1/10

Poor Tom

 

[USFREEDOM911]

 

[USFREEDOM911]

 

[Leonthecat]

0/10

 

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Poor Tom

Oh dear I will have to run off to my safe space now, Twatsky has spoken.

Roses are red
violets are blue.
Leon thought it was vaseline,
it turned out to be glue!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue

 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Watermark is an arsehole,
and that's certainly true.

 

[evince]

Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Ethel's are green!

and they all hate you

 

[Minister of Truth]

Terrorists love Daesh.

 

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and they all hate you

Yours is puce with red spots!