Well, Rudy is bravely forging ahead in his bid to be the first Female President of the United States of America.
First he dressed as one. Then he dressed as one, talked like one, and took a fem name. Then he went through the ordeal of having a man with a really bad combover try to bury his head in his bosoms.
Now, he has taken to reading fem self-help books. Not only is he going to be a woman, but he's going to be a well-adjusted, sexually satisfied one. He just finished “The Female Fan Guide to Motorsports.” Next up "Secrets of the Sexually Satisfied Woman"
An Introduction to the Nation of Nascar
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla., July 8 — Standing before about 200,000 die-hard racing fans who had spent hours sweating, drinking and revving up for the Pepsi 400, Rudolph W. Giuliani, the former New York mayor who is much more Brooklyn than bayou, acknowledged on Saturday what many could have guessed.
This is my first live Nascar event,” he told the crowd.
When he was mayor, Mr. Giuliani was not shy about indulging in such New York treats as the opera or expensive Italian restaurants. But he now finds himself on different terrain as he runs for president, and so he has started educating himself on the sport that claims some 75 million fans who skew distinctly Republican.
To that end, he told reporters that he had just finished reading “The Female Fan Guide to Motorsports.”
“This is embarrassing,” Mr. Giuliani said.
The book was given to him by the author, Betsy Berns, a Giuliani fund-raiser, perhaps with the hope that the man who had once playfully dressed in women’s clothes for a campy skit might be comfortable with a Nascar tutorial for the ladies.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/09/us/politics/09rudy.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
First he dressed as one. Then he dressed as one, talked like one, and took a fem name. Then he went through the ordeal of having a man with a really bad combover try to bury his head in his bosoms.
Now, he has taken to reading fem self-help books. Not only is he going to be a woman, but he's going to be a well-adjusted, sexually satisfied one. He just finished “The Female Fan Guide to Motorsports.” Next up "Secrets of the Sexually Satisfied Woman"
An Introduction to the Nation of Nascar
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla., July 8 — Standing before about 200,000 die-hard racing fans who had spent hours sweating, drinking and revving up for the Pepsi 400, Rudolph W. Giuliani, the former New York mayor who is much more Brooklyn than bayou, acknowledged on Saturday what many could have guessed.
This is my first live Nascar event,” he told the crowd.
When he was mayor, Mr. Giuliani was not shy about indulging in such New York treats as the opera or expensive Italian restaurants. But he now finds himself on different terrain as he runs for president, and so he has started educating himself on the sport that claims some 75 million fans who skew distinctly Republican.
To that end, he told reporters that he had just finished reading “The Female Fan Guide to Motorsports.”
“This is embarrassing,” Mr. Giuliani said.
The book was given to him by the author, Betsy Berns, a Giuliani fund-raiser, perhaps with the hope that the man who had once playfully dressed in women’s clothes for a campy skit might be comfortable with a Nascar tutorial for the ladies.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/09/us/politics/09rudy.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
