Rudy can help GOP compete in Blue States

[Cypress]

In his home state of New York, Hillary beats Rudy by an astonishing 64%-30% margin in a poll released on Tuesday.


http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReportEmail.aspx?g=2b437822-0643-4214-a4fa-a398c0685271

 

[blackascoal]

I suggest that Rudy should dump his latest mistress/wife and then marry himself. As his Rudybella alter-ego he can speak to women and the LGBT community in blue states. She knows what it's like to be in the closet.

As first lady to himself, he can exhibit both the gentleness and intelligence of a woman, which would appeal to the left, then, like the werewolf, morph into the monsterous looking war-mongering torture-celebrating prune of a man he is .. which would appeal to the right.

This is really a brilliant idea .. but watch, I won't get any credit when he does it.

 

[Cancel7]

I suggest that Rudy do his usual thing and dump his mistress/wife and then marry himself. As his Rudybella alter-ego he can speak to women and the LGBT community in blue states. She knows what it's like to be in the closet.

As first lady to himself, he can exhibit both the gentleness and intelligence of a woman, which would appeal to the left, then, like the werewolf, morph into the monsterous looking war-mongering torture-celebrating prune of a man he is .. which would appeal to the right.

This is really a brilliant idea .. but watch, I won't get any credit when he does it.

That is totally hysterical.

 

[uscitizen]

Support the right to marry Yourself!