Satan

According to southernKlan, you already have, so don't sweat it.

Whatever you do, do not kiss Jesus' ass, it will strip satan of his rightful soul.
 
He doesn't directly deal with the public unless you're a rock star. I'm his eastern representative. Please send your soul, preferably packed in bubble wrap or wrapped in newspaper (unless you don't care about significant value loss) to:

Satan Soul Services
20767 Marter Road
GPW, Mi 48236.

And if you don't believe me, you can look at the residence I claim here. Hell on Earth, AKA Detroit.
 
Watermark said:
Anyone know where to find the dark lord? I want to give him my soul, as charity.
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you sold yourself short......most people at least get the ability to play hot licks on a fiddle.....if you had been on your toes maybe you could have gotten something worthwhile.....like say, the ability to actually win an argument.....
 
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CaptBillyTheKid said:
He doesn't directly deal with the public unless you're a rock star. I'm his eastern representative. Please send your soul, preferably packed in bubble wrap or wrapped in newspaper (unless you don't care about significant value loss) to:

Satan Soul Services
20767 Marter Road
GPW, Mi 48236.

And if you don't believe me, you can look at the residence I claim here. Hell on Earth, AKA Detroit.
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I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.
 
Socrtease said:
I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.
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There are in fact two souls, the left soul and the right soul. Simply abbreviated to L & R. For L you get the above. You get more for the right. So we have yr Lsoul, plse send yr Rsoul.
 
Socrtease said:
I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.
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Yeah, the western rep has a lot of problems with long term value, Hollywood and all. But I'll see what I can do Soc.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
you sold yourself short......most people at least get the ability to play hot licks on a fiddle.....if you had been on your toes maybe you could have gotten something worthwhile.....like say, the ability to actually win an argument.....
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Getting something in return would undermine the charitable nature of the exchange.
 
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