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Anyone know where to find the dark lord? I want to give him my soul, as charity.
Mark of Water. That shall be my messiah name.
you sold yourself short......most people at least get the ability to play hot licks on a fiddle.....if you had been on your toes maybe you could have gotten something worthwhile.....like say, the ability to actually win an argument.....Anyone know where to find the dark lord? I want to give him my soul, as charity.
I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.He doesn't directly deal with the public unless you're a rock star. I'm his eastern representative. Please send your soul, preferably packed in bubble wrap or wrapped in newspaper (unless you don't care about significant value loss) to:
Satan Soul Services
20767 Marter Road
GPW, Mi 48236.
And if you don't believe me, you can look at the residence I claim here. Hell on Earth, AKA Detroit.
I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.
I have a question. I sent my soul sometime back to your western representative. At the time I got my my increase in good looks and cash. However, I am not certain that the 7 year trade off is a reasonable exchange anymore. I am certain that the value of one year has declined since this method of exchange was established. I have attempted to contact your western representive repeatedly to no avail. If you could please contact your boss and see if I could get 10 or even 14 years before he comes a collectin' I would be forever in your debt.
Mark of Water. That shall be my messiah name.
you sold yourself short......most people at least get the ability to play hot licks on a fiddle.....if you had been on your toes maybe you could have gotten something worthwhile.....like say, the ability to actually win an argument.....
Getting something in return would undermine the charitable nature of the exchange.
Anyone know where to find the dark lord? I want to give him my soul, as charity.
According to southernKlan, you already have, so don't sweat it.
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