WinterBorn
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Did you know satellites block prayers?
Satellites block prayers
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anonymoose
Classical Liberal
Doesn’t affect me.
I don’t pray.
Daylight63
Verified User
That bit about Satan intercepting the message and altering it might explain why people still have horrible disasters in their lives. They prayed to NOT have cancer and Satan changed it to a prayer that they DO have cancer.
This is troubling. Is there not some way we can ENCRYPT the prayers?
Daylight63
Verified User
But would you if Norton could provide a solution for end-to-end encryption of your prayers straight to God?
Norton Soul-Lock 360 (tm)
Diogenes
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Have you considered another way to petition the sky daddy on behalf of the Crimson Tide?
Magats_Love_NHB
Let It Burn!
Great you just gave trump an idea to grift his supporters yet again.
Trump's direct drone lines to god! Only $5000 per prayer and will be delivered to Trump aka God directly.
WinterBorn
Verified User
I know it looks like God is a Bama fan. But that is only because He is!!
Diogenes
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Daylight63
Verified User
Well now I just feel guilty! LOLOLOLOL
WinterBorn
Verified User
You do that. That means I don't have to remember to keep it in mind.
Diogenes
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Happy to help.
But you do prey on the faithful life isn't self evident daily. You won't correct reasonable doubt so the idea anything else is possible gets passed along every next generation gap added to the species daily one ancestor at a time.
ZenMode
Well-known member
He can't even spell "evil" correctly. We shouldn't expect much intelligence-wise from him.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
you had me at "Evel"........
WinterBorn
Verified User
That would be Pastor Alex who cannot spell. But I bet he can count money!
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
some atheist posing for Landover baptist, I expect......