Screw the North, East and South

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california is already a 'nation' in its own right. we don't need you. let us drift off into the sea because of some massive earthquake or secret goverment experiment. our hollywood stars will give us hope. our hollywood government will give us even more hope. our porn industry will satisfy our lust. our emigrant followers will simply follow us no matter how far in the sea we are. besides, you inland haters, if we drift off into the mighty pacific, we will have double the ocean front property. :)
 
Cali has the most prolific medical herb and the best weather. Kinda low though yurt you cracking us from paradise and I livening a blast furnace 6 months of the year!
 
california is already a 'nation' in its own right. we don't need you. let us drift off into the sea because of some massive earthquake or secret goverment experiment. our hollywood stars will give us hope. our hollywood government will give us even more hope. our porn industry will satisfy our lust. our emigrant followers will simply follow us no matter how far in the sea we are. besides, you inland haters, if we drift off into the mighty pacific, we will have double the ocean front property. :)

Most porn comes from Vegas.
 
Having been just about everywhere, I'll pick Detroit. You pussies can take Cali.

Man, I've been to every state except Alaska. Hawaii is fantastic for vacations, but I wouldn't want to live there. It's just too expensive and there's no skiing. Michigan is just too cold during the winters. I definitely prefer CO.
 
california is already a 'nation' in its own right. we don't need you. let us drift off into the sea because of some massive earthquake or secret goverment experiment. our hollywood stars will give us hope. our hollywood government will give us even more hope. our porn industry will satisfy our lust. our emigrant followers will simply follow us no matter how far in the sea we are. besides, you inland haters, if we drift off into the mighty pacific, we will have double the ocean front property. :)

Emigrant followers? Oxymoron much?
 
california is already a 'nation' in its own right. we don't need you. let us drift off into the sea because of some massive earthquake or secret goverment experiment. our hollywood stars will give us hope. our hollywood government will give us even more hope. our porn industry will satisfy our lust. our emigrant followers will simply follow us no matter how far in the sea we are. besides, you inland haters, if we drift off into the mighty pacific, we will have double the ocean front property. :)
You trying to run for President of the South? LOL
 
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