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My oh my the time sure flies by quickly!! It's time yet again to recognize the very "best and brightest" that liberals have to offer here on JPP.
This month, I wish to give a big round of applause to the Dumb Dog (aka Port Tack) for not only earning GOLD, but also earning SILVER as well! WHAT A FEAT!!! That was enough to get him into first place for "most prestigious" awards, as his silver acts as the "tie breaker" to give him the lead. Nordberg continues to steadily churn along, never quite being the best, but always seemingly able to get one "big boy" award and one "consolation" award each month. At least he's consistent!! Without further adieu, here are this month's results as well as updated standings:
THOOPER THMART PERTHUN AWARDTH:
GOLD: "Trump is a chickenshit that knows Harris will cut his lies to shreds unlike Biden who just stood there looking puzzled that someone could blatantly lie so much and get away with it. Trump will back out, he has no reason to risk being made an ass out of by a prosecutor experienced in cutting dumbshits to pieces." [PORT TACK]
SILVER: "Your chikenshit won't debate her again. [PORT TACK]
BRONZE: "Trump cannot address many issues because he is hiding who he is. He has to pretend he is not involved and following Project 2025. He has to pretend he was not involved in the 1-6 Insurrection. He has to ignore his 34 felonies he is out on bail awaiting sentencing for. The prick should be in jail now. [NORDBERG]
CONTHOLATHUN BWACKET:
FIRST PLACE: "Trump organized the rally in order to attack the Capitol." [HUME]
SECOND PLACE: "Russia helped Trump in both elections he ran in before and they are doing it again. Putin is super pro-Trump. However, it would hurt Trump if it came out. So Trumpys keep claiming Putin wants the Dems to win to help Comrade Trump." [NORDBERG]
THIRD PLACE: "Kamala aborted a 78 year old full term baby tonight." [JAROD]
PAWTITHIPATHUN TWOPHY:
"Fuck you" [BIDENPRESIDENT]
"Fuck off asshole" [HUME]
"Bye asshole" [HUME]
"THE SHOOTER WAS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN" [ROSS DOLAN]
"Project 2025... Project 2025... "Project 2025... Project 2025... "Project 2025... Project 2025... [PORT TACK]
"If he refuses to debate again, she will pound him into the ground over the issue." [JAROD]
"This debate is Donald Trumps ‘have you no decency sir’ moment. The bully just bitch slapped. [CONCART]
"I honestly think it's HILARIOUS that you guys want to take an EV to a garage and get an oil change." [OBTENEBRATOR / now KAFKA]
"He's a 78-year-old geezer who never exercised anything but his mouth and lived on fast food for most of his life. He's a walking heart-attack and/or stroke waiting-to-happen. Real doctors know this is true." [COMMANDER DUTCH]
"Trump lives on a diet of milkshakes and cheeseburgers, and he would keel over from a heart attack if he had to jog around the block." [CYPRESS]
And here are the updated standings.....
STANDINGS - MOST PRESTIGIOUS:
Port Tack - gold, silver
Commander Dutch - gold
Obtenebrator - gold
Tiggered 59 - gold
NakedHunterBiden - gold
Nordberg - silver [2], bronze
Nomad - silver
Walt - silver
Geeko Sportivo - bronze [2]
Christiefan915 - bronze
Althea - bronze
STANDINGS - MOST DECORATED:
Nordberg - [2] silver, bronze, cb-1st, [2] cb-2nd, cb-3rd = (7)
Geeko Sportivo - [2] bronze, [2] cb-3rd = (4)
Cypress - cb-1st, [2] cb-2nd = (3)
Port Tack - gold, silver = (2)
Commander Dutch - gold, cb-2nd = (2)
Nomad - silver, cb-1st = (2)
Hume - [2] cb-1st = (2)
Obtenebrator - gold = (1)
Tiggered59 - gold = (1)
NakedHunterBiden - gold = (1)
Walt - silver = (1)
Christiefan915 - bronze = (1)
Althea - bronze = (1)
Ross Dolan - cb-3rd = (1)
Jarod - cb-3rd = (1)
This month, I wish to give a big round of applause to the Dumb Dog (aka Port Tack) for not only earning GOLD, but also earning SILVER as well! WHAT A FEAT!!! That was enough to get him into first place for "most prestigious" awards, as his silver acts as the "tie breaker" to give him the lead. Nordberg continues to steadily churn along, never quite being the best, but always seemingly able to get one "big boy" award and one "consolation" award each month. At least he's consistent!! Without further adieu, here are this month's results as well as updated standings:
THOOPER THMART PERTHUN AWARDTH:
GOLD: "Trump is a chickenshit that knows Harris will cut his lies to shreds unlike Biden who just stood there looking puzzled that someone could blatantly lie so much and get away with it. Trump will back out, he has no reason to risk being made an ass out of by a prosecutor experienced in cutting dumbshits to pieces." [PORT TACK]
SILVER: "Your chikenshit won't debate her again. [PORT TACK]
BRONZE: "Trump cannot address many issues because he is hiding who he is. He has to pretend he is not involved and following Project 2025. He has to pretend he was not involved in the 1-6 Insurrection. He has to ignore his 34 felonies he is out on bail awaiting sentencing for. The prick should be in jail now. [NORDBERG]
CONTHOLATHUN BWACKET:
FIRST PLACE: "Trump organized the rally in order to attack the Capitol." [HUME]
SECOND PLACE: "Russia helped Trump in both elections he ran in before and they are doing it again. Putin is super pro-Trump. However, it would hurt Trump if it came out. So Trumpys keep claiming Putin wants the Dems to win to help Comrade Trump." [NORDBERG]
THIRD PLACE: "Kamala aborted a 78 year old full term baby tonight." [JAROD]
PAWTITHIPATHUN TWOPHY:
"Fuck you" [BIDENPRESIDENT]
"Fuck off asshole" [HUME]
"Bye asshole" [HUME]
"THE SHOOTER WAS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN" [ROSS DOLAN]
"Project 2025... Project 2025... "Project 2025... Project 2025... "Project 2025... Project 2025... [PORT TACK]
"If he refuses to debate again, she will pound him into the ground over the issue." [JAROD]
"This debate is Donald Trumps ‘have you no decency sir’ moment. The bully just bitch slapped. [CONCART]
"I honestly think it's HILARIOUS that you guys want to take an EV to a garage and get an oil change." [OBTENEBRATOR / now KAFKA]
"He's a 78-year-old geezer who never exercised anything but his mouth and lived on fast food for most of his life. He's a walking heart-attack and/or stroke waiting-to-happen. Real doctors know this is true." [COMMANDER DUTCH]
"Trump lives on a diet of milkshakes and cheeseburgers, and he would keel over from a heart attack if he had to jog around the block." [CYPRESS]
And here are the updated standings.....
STANDINGS - MOST PRESTIGIOUS:
Port Tack - gold, silver
Commander Dutch - gold
Obtenebrator - gold
Tiggered 59 - gold
NakedHunterBiden - gold
Nordberg - silver [2], bronze
Nomad - silver
Walt - silver
Geeko Sportivo - bronze [2]
Christiefan915 - bronze
Althea - bronze
STANDINGS - MOST DECORATED:
Nordberg - [2] silver, bronze, cb-1st, [2] cb-2nd, cb-3rd = (7)
Geeko Sportivo - [2] bronze, [2] cb-3rd = (4)
Cypress - cb-1st, [2] cb-2nd = (3)
Port Tack - gold, silver = (2)
Commander Dutch - gold, cb-2nd = (2)
Nomad - silver, cb-1st = (2)
Hume - [2] cb-1st = (2)
Obtenebrator - gold = (1)
Tiggered59 - gold = (1)
NakedHunterBiden - gold = (1)
Walt - silver = (1)
Christiefan915 - bronze = (1)
Althea - bronze = (1)
Ross Dolan - cb-3rd = (1)
Jarod - cb-3rd = (1)