Sexual Congress

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.tomscott.com/congress/

Objectify your politicians!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Neither of the women he showed were good looking...

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I didn't realize we had so much "ugly" in Congress....

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Even the top rated ones are at best average.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

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This would say "Fap" in three dimensions if the board hadn't disabled more than one space in a single post before moving onto a character.

 

[Minister of Truth]

We'll just skip characters and move right on to figures:

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I wouldn't mind having sexual congress with her....

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

why am i not surprised watermark is thinking about sexual and congress in the same sentence....

 

[Minister of Truth]

I wouldn't mind having sexual congress with her....

I would engage her in multiple subcommittes of Congress:

Environment: How to plug the hole in the gulf, and spray stuff into it
Budget: Dig deep into the financial hole and pound out all of the kinks
Foreign Policy: Experiment with keeping rogue states up against the wall for extremely long durations
Diplomacy: Keep giving assistance to the needy. Especially when they are screaming for more, and are on the verge of needing a repreive.
Global Economy: Analyze bailouts of nations like Greece by pouring more and more juice into her engine.

Then, she and I would have multiple more of these sessions before Congress.

why am i not surprised watermark is thinking about sexual and congress in the same sentence....

It goes along with his thoughts about economists.