Signs that your wife is evil

[Mott the Hoople]

Here's some signs that your wife might be evil.

Friday the 13 is her favorite day.

She wears all black even when it's not in season.

You start wearing nomex pajamas at nights.

You move into a new neighborhood and all the cats suddenly dissappear.

You visit your accountant and he and your wife look at you and inexplicably start laughing.

She gives you a new life insurance policy for a birthday present.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

more signs she might be evil

She orders red wine with fish.

She always bogarts the joint.

Convinced you to invest in derivative based real estate ponzi scheme.

She votes Republican.

Say's "I love you Honey" with a straight face.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh well..my wife may be evil...but I still love her!

 

[Cancel5]

That was funny dude! Red wine and fish! Jeesuz Gawd!

 

[Thorn]

That was funny dude! Red wine and fish! Jeesuz Gawd!

LOL! I didn't understand nomex pyjamas or to bogart the joint, but those were funny. Let's not let my husband see those!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

LOL! I didn't understand nomex pyjamas or to bogart the joint, but those were funny. Let's not let my husband see those!

Nomex is the material they make flame proof suits for race cars drivers out of. What if she decides to set me on fire in my sleep?

Bogarting the joint is when you keep hitting on it and don't pass it around.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

More evidence that your wife is evil.

Your children bear a striking resemblance to the cable TV service guy.

She belongs to a child labor advocacy group.

She sells used dental floss on E-bay.

Her idea of good foreplay includes nylon ropes, tazers and superglue.

She thinks "Leaving Las Vegas" is one hell of a comedy.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Jeeesh come on folks. Isn't anyone else going to add to the list? Isn't anyone else married to an evil woman??

 

[Thorn]

Jeeesh come on folks. Isn't anyone else going to add to the list? Isn't anyone else married to an evil woman??

Well, my husband says I'm evil though he can't think of any reasons why, or at least that's what he says .

I should have recognized the Nomex -- my bad!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well, my husband says I'm evil though he can't think of any reasons why, or at least that's what he says .

I should have recognized the Nomex -- my bad!

If he can't think of any reasons why, then you must be very good at it. I bow before a master!!