Someone stole my favorite backpack

[OG Yurt]

Someone stole my favorite backpack

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[Enter Name Here.]

Someone stole my favorite backpack

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Did you leave it at Jade's?

 

[OG Yurt]

No. Left it at Costco in a cart for a few minutes...

Yeah, it was a nice backpack, North Face day pack, so I hope the person who stole it actually needed it.

I'm getting the same (updated?) pack this weekend.

I'm fortunate I can afford a replacement, but what if I wasnt? Survival of the fittest?

 

[OG Yurt]

Jade would likely eat my backpack because I had a candy bar in there at some time.

 

[CharacterAssassin]

Someone stole my favorite backpack

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Most excellent.

Perhaps next time you'll be more careful.

Shitstain.

 

[OG Yurt]

Most excellent.

Perhaps next time you'll be more careful.

Shitstain.

I will.

Thank you

You dead fucking loser.

 

[Mason Michaels]

That's just terrible Yurtski

 

[Phantasmal]

Someone stole my favorite backpack

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I am sorry, that really sucks

 

[OG Yurt]

I am sorry, that really sucks

Thank you. I knew you would understand. That backpack saw me around the world and my step brother whom I just met bought me that backpack. We both picked it out online and he wanted to buy it for me when I began my overseas journey.

REI has the same (seems the same) pack and I'm getting this weekend.

I told him the DL and he was out on the desert on a horse with no name.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Why did you bring a backpack into a Costco? Do you want to get taken aside and searched?

 

[OG Yurt]

Seriously, he is literally wandering the desert looking for something...

I guess it is nice to have money and not worry....

 

[OG Yurt]

Why did you bring a backpack into a Costco? Do you want to get taken aside and searched?

I put my groceries in it and medication, God forbid I need it on the spot.

Next

 

[MAGA MAN]

I bought a Mountain Hardware daypack eight years ago (I prefer that term, because a backpack is for travelling on foot to carry your camping gear). It's been to Europe a half-dozen times and countless other airline and overnight trips. Still looks brand new. Much better that the shit that I used to own in college to haul books.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Someone stole my favorite backpack

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This happened to me in 2013. It was stolen during a break-in, and they probably just grabbed it on the way out the front door. Had my line-badge for work inside, so, I had to bring a copy of the police report to my cops, so that they could do paperwork.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I put my groceries in it and medication, God forbid I need it on the spot.

Next

WTF do you walk to Costco? I was just there a few nights ago and it took me a dozen trips from the car to the kitchen to unload it all.

 

[Minister of Truth]

WTF do you walk to Costco? I was just there a few nights ago and it took me a dozen trips from the car to the kitchen to unload it all.

When you live close, sometimes you just run-in for something small

 

[MAGA MAN]

When you live close, sometimes you just run-in for something small

Nothing is small at Costco. It's the whole reason why there are so many SUVs on the road.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Nothing is small at Costco. It's the whole reason why there are so many SUVs on the road.

Yurt was probably purchasing booze. Kirkland Bourbon is smallish, I think?

 

[MAGA MAN]

Yurt was probably purchasing booze. Kirkland Bourbon is smallish, I think?

I have no idea. Unfortunately, NC has the stupid and outdated ABC system.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I have no idea. Unfortunately, NC has the stupid and outdated ABC system.

It happens. We only just got an initiative passed about six years ago to privatize liquor in WA. Previously, you had to rely on the state-run stores, which had shitty hours and were closed on Sundays (to include the damn Super Bowl!!). My dad mentioned once that the state even used to control wine distribution way back when.