Something to give you a chuckle

[Eagle_Eye]

A woman waiting for a UPS delivery found this note in her mailbox.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Yeah, I wouldn't have delivered it either.

 

[Eagle_Eye]

In Fla it's bears and gators.

 

[MAGA MAN]

In Fla it's bears and gators.

I don't walk in any undeveloped area in Floriduh without a firearm.

 

[Eagle_Eye]

I don't walk in any undeveloped area in Floriduh without a firearm.

Better keep it handy in residential areas. Just the other day animal control had to capture a 15ft gator in a man's pool.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Better keep it handy in residential areas. Just the other day animal control had to capture a 15ft gator in a man's pool.

Hopefully it was an in-ground. If they can climb ladders then we're all in trouble. LOL!

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Hopefully it was an in-ground. If they can climb ladders then we're all in trouble. LOL!

They can't climb thank goodness but they can run pretty fast for short periods.

 

[MAGA MAN]

They can't climb thank goodness but they can run pretty fast for short periods.

Yeah, they get my respect. A long time ago I was playing golf down there and my terrible slice put my ball on the edge of a pond. I started walking over to get it then noticed a 6 footer checking me out about 30 feet from the ball. I looked at him, then looked at my 9-iron, then turned around and dropped a ball on the other side of the fairway. LOL!

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Yeah, they get my respect. A long time ago I was playing golf down there and my terrible slice put my ball on the edge of a pond. I started walking over to get it then noticed a 6 footer checking me out about 30 feet from the ball. I looked at him, then looked at my 9-iron, then turned around and dropped a ball on the other side of the fairway. LOL!

I did the same thing with a Cotton Mouth I decided he needed my ball worse than I did.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I did the same thing with a Cotton Mouth I decided he needed my ball worse than I did.

Best weapon for that is a machete. That's probably why guys in Jamaica walk around with them.

 

[Mason Michaels]

I don't walk in any undeveloped area in Floriduh without a firearm.

Most you gun junkies won't get the mail without a firearm.Fear of everything!

 

[MAGA MAN]

Most you gun junkies won't get the mail without a firearm.Fear of everything!

We call it being prepared. You may call it whatever you like.

The chick in the background is hot.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Yeah, they get my respect. A long time ago I was playing golf down there and my terrible slice put my ball on the edge of a pond. I started walking over to get it then noticed a 6 footer checking me out about 30 feet from the ball. I looked at him, then looked at my 9-iron, then turned around and dropped a ball on the other side of the fairway. LOL!

2 stroke penalty,play the ball where it lands.

 

[Mason Michaels]

We call it being prepared. You may call it whatever you like.

Yellow comes to mind

 

[MAGA MAN]

Yellow comes to mind

When they bite you the color you see is red.

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Most you gun junkies won't get the mail without a firearm.Fear of everything!

 

[Mason Michaels]

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