Sorry, but rules are rules… if you lie, you get kicked off tv.

鬼百合

One day we will wake to his obituary :-)
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Trump’s morning makeup routine is longer than most women's.
Given how often he fails to blend in the bronzer, maybe he should take longer?

The link below mostly talks about him failing to blend in the makeup on his hand but the pictures show an additional failure to blend in his bronzer.

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Related Trump humor:

What do a thong and Donald Trump's combover have in common?​

They both barely cover an asshole.
 
Given how often he fails to blend in the bronzer, maybe he should take longer?

The link below mostly talks about him failing to blend in the makeup on his hand but the pictures show an additional failure to blend in his bronzer.

donald-trump-sparks-concern-forgets-blend-makeup-bruised-hand-british-prime-minister-photos-2-1758211066913.jpg




Related Trump humor:

What do a thong and Donald Trump's combover have in common?​

They both barely cover an asshole.
And no one around him tells him how awful it looks!
 
And no one around him tells him how awful it looks!
Is it because they are afraid or because they are in awe? LOL

Some humor:

I don't normally see eye to eye with most Trump supporters, but if there's one thing we do agree on...​

It's that the president of Puerto Rico is the dumbest son of a bitch to ever hold public office.
 
COVID freaks him out because of his close call, so you know he gets the vaccine!
Despite supporting RFK Jr and others on the "death jab".

Too bad most MAGAts are too fucking stupid to see the disconnect. Sad.

OTOH, I'm guessing they'll all be first in line to buy a Trump Party armband. :thup:

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Given how often he fails to blend in the bronzer, maybe he should take longer?

The link below mostly talks about him failing to blend in the makeup on his hand but the pictures show an additional failure to blend in his bronzer.

donald-trump-sparks-concern-forgets-blend-makeup-bruised-hand-british-prime-minister-photos-2-1758211066913.jpg




Related Trump humor:

What do a thong and Donald Trump's combover have in common?​

They both barely cover an asshole.
He must stink like some weird combination of hair spray and makeup products.
 
He must stink like some weird combination of hair spray and makeup products.
and, reportedly, like a full Depends.

I bet he never uses mouthwash. Why should he care how bad his breath is? Maybe that's why he only gets airkisses from Melania but Newsome got a full-on cheek peck.

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