SOUTHERN CHARM

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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.


The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.


The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.


When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."


The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."


The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..


Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."


The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.


Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart".
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.


The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.


The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.


When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."


The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."


The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..


Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."


The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.


Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart".
 
i learned that from my family in high school and have used it ever since. though it wasn't the southern charm joke. i noticed my grandma using it and it didn't fit the situation, so i asked her what she meant and she said - it is better than saying....well...you get the picture

since then i have passed it on to so many friends. one of my favorite sayings. good one tom.
 
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