Steve Jobs Memorial Unveiled in Russia

[Timshel]

NOTE: This title has been fact checked for your convenience and was found truthful. It is not part of a secret agenda to legalize gay marriage, take your guns, outlaw Christianity or spread Marxism, but conservadouches (3d) should feel free to check with Alex Jones first.

http://en.rian.ru/russia/20130109/178664579.html

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yeah, because I was totally debating with you and calling you out on the other thread. I often change my name to PostmodernProphet just to fuck with people.

 

[Timshel]

Yeah, because I was totally debating with you and calling you out on the other thread. I often change my name to PostmodernProphet just to fuck with people.

I am just screwing with you.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[Minister of Truth]

They will salute Apple, but if government computers ran substantially on Macs instead of IBM, they would be trying to hack those suckers all the same.

 

[IVAN CHESNOKOV]

ONLY MAN MOTHERLAND NEEDS TO REMEMBER IS GREAT VLADIMIR PUTIN AND PREMIER STALIN, FATHERS TO OUR GLORIOUS PEOPLE.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Stalin was Party Chairman. He had no right to call himself Premier!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Beautiful. I love you Jobs. R.I.P. forever, I miss you.

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