Here's a stupid song I wrote. Sung to the tune of "I Feel Like I'm fixin to die rag".....my apologies to Country Joe.
It's called "The Al Qaeda Blues".
GIVE ME AN I.
I!
GIVE ME AN S.
S!
GIVE ME AN L.
L!
GIVE ME AN A
A!
GIVE ME AN M.
M!
What's that spell? ISLAM!
What's that spell? ISLAM!
What's that spell? ISLAM!
Why hey all you big strong Mohammadens
Osama Bin Ladin needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam
A way down yonder in Afghanistan
So throw down your Quran and pick up a gun
We're gonna have a whole lot of fun.
And it's one, two, three
what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Afghanistan,
and it's five, six, seven
send me to a Tora Bora cave
Well there aint no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! It's Jihad Time!
Well, come on suicide bombers, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those infidels
The only good christian is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown ourselves to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three
what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Afghanistan,
and it's five, six, seven
send me to a Tora Bora cave
Well there aint no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! It's Jihad Time!
Well, come on Saudi Arabia, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good souls to be made
By supplying Al Qaeda with the fools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Taliban.
And it's one, two, three
what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Afghanistan,
and it's five, six, seven
send me to a Tora Bora cave
Well there aint no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! It's Jihad Time!
Well, come on muslims throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Afghanistan.
Come on Imams, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first martyr on your block
To have your boy blown up in Iraq!
And it's one, two, three
what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Afghanistan,
and it's five, six, seven
send me to a Tora Bora cave
Well there aint no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! It's Jihad Time!
