Suicide Pact

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After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
 
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Havana Moon said:
After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
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[ ] Lame

[ ] Boring

[ ] Not funny

[ ] bogman and a hat

[ ] not english

[x] all of the above
 
Havana Moon said:
After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
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Thank you for that little glimpse into the hell that is your life.
 
Havana Moon said:
After both suffering from depression for a while, a man and his wife were going to commit suicide together. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, he started to feel a lot better. So he thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!” as you do!!!
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This is the sort of thing trump would do. If Malaria committed suicide, he'd just move on to another woman. I hear Karen McDougal is single. She's a trump supporter and has had trump's tiny orange dick in her mouth and up her butt and cunt. It's a match made in republicunt heaven.
 
lisasanders1964 said:
This is the sort of thing trump would do. If Malaria committed suicide, he'd just move on to another woman. I hear Karen McDougal is single. She's a trump supporter and has had trump's tiny orange dick in her mouth and up her butt and cunt. It's a match made in republicunt heaven.
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Bill didn't wait on Hillary. He moved on and on and on and on.
 
DeepGrind said:
tom, have you ever noticed no one finds your jokes funny? it's not us, it's you. time to stop.
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Thanks, I know who to ban next time!! Did you find it funny to make jokes about digging up my dead mother and having sex with her? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

I find this pretty funny and topical, but I bet you don't even know what it's about, do you? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

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Havana Moon said:
Thanks, I know who to ban next time!! Did you find it funny to make jokes about digging up my dead mother and having sex with her? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

I find this pretty funny and topical, but I bet you don't even know what it's about, do you? Is that why you've changed your name to Deep Grind?

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Bet you don't know why this is funny either!

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