Summary of Tom Prendergast (TLDR) Week 2

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TLDR - Pendergrast

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Hello everyone, good to see you again. It's time for another installment of TLDR. Tom met his quota for useless boringness again, lets get to the summarizing.

  • Posted a picture of kids in their underwear, gazing upon vaginas.
  • Links to some stupid website with a fake permission slip. (???) Inaccurately labeled as funny
  • Had to check how to post smileys. They spelled out "newbie" instead of "retard", which would have been more appropriate
  • Link spammed us with a picture of a bearded man talking about how he loves vaginas and how moist and wet they get. (can i get an awkward?)
  • Posted something about airplanes . . .
  • Link spammed us with an ad for shoving butter up the ass to assist in anal sex. (Thanks tom for the tip)


I hope you all enjoyed this weeks installment of TLDR. I bring you the summary of all tom's stupid posts, so you don't have to read them. Stay tuned for next weeks installment. There is no doubt tom will disappoint us as consistently as ever. Have a great day.
 
TLDR - Pendergrast said:
Hello everyone, good to see you again. It's time for another installment of TLDR. Tom met his quota for useless boringness again, lets get to the summarizing.

  • Posted a picture of kids in their underwear, gazing upon vaginas.
  • Links to some stupid website with a fake permission slip. (???) Inaccurately labeled as funny
  • Had to check how to post smileys. They spelled out "newbie" instead of "retard", which would have been more appropriate
  • Link spammed us with a picture of a bearded man talking about how he loves vaginas and how moist and wet they get. (can i get an awkward?)
  • Posted something about airplanes . . .
  • Link spammed us with an ad for shoving butter up the ass to assist in anal sex. (Thanks tom for the tip)


I hope you all enjoyed this weeks installment of TLDR. I bring you the summary of all tom's stupid posts, so you don't have to read them. Stay tuned for next weeks installment. There is no doubt tom will disappoint us as consistently as ever. Have a great day.
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I'm glad that you found the butter tip useful, every little helps.

Remind me, what was this link of a bearded man, I don't remember that one?

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TLDR

Too Long. Didn't Read.

Frequently used acronym by lazy, ignorant people in Internet Forums, where their urge to type something exceeds their ability to read something or if they generally lack semantic ability to either comprehend or respond to a post due to underdeveloped brain.

Stating that they were too lazy reading someone else's post just confirms the ignorant attitude and also often destroys the discussion in the thread.

The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.


Since I am a lonely masturbating boy with no brain I have no capacity to read all you said, but due to my lonely social life I still feel like typing something in this thread, I will type TLDR.

 
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tom prendergast said:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TLDR

Too Long. Didn't Read.

Frequently used acronym by lazy, ignorant people in Internet Forums, where their urge to type something exceeds their ability to read something or if they generally lack semantic ability to either comprehend or respond to a post due to underdeveloped brain.

Stating that they were too lazy reading someone else's post just confirms the ignorant attitude and also often destroys the discussion in the thread.

The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.


Since I am a lonely masturbating boy with no brain I have no capacity to read all you said, but due to my lonely social life I still feel like typing something in this thread, I will type TLDR.
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tldr


This, btw, is way too long of a definition for the crowd that it references to handle! :clink:
 
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