Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

[Epicurus]

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[Minister of Truth]

:lmao:

 

[Epicurus]

Equally funny:

Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare | The Onion - America's Finest News Source@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/81451/video@@AMEPARAM@@81451

"It's clear these children are worried that increased government funding for health insurance is a slippery slope to socialized medicine.

When asked if they saw universal healthcare as an unneccessary burden to the taxpayer and if they would like a lollipop, almost all respondents replied yes."

 

[Epicurus]

Another one:

Situation in Nigeria Seems 'Pretty Complex'

In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex | The Onion - America's Finest News Source@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/67135/video@@AMEPARAM@@67135

 

[Minister of Truth]

Nice! Nigeria is in a "pretty complex" situation.

 

[Epicurus]

I love how they all have nothing to say but try to anyway.

It reminds me of this forum.

Talking Head 1: Uhh yeah definitely the first one.

Talking Head 2: I disagree.

Talking Head 1: With who? Me.

Talking Head 2: Yeah. Definitely disagree.

Talking Head 1: Yeah I don't agree with what I said either.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Life without parole is way more cooler because it's like a prison colony in the future where they just have to fight for their lives.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Life without parole is way more cooler because it's like a prison colony in the future where they just have to fight for their lives.

Worked out for the evil Jet Li in The One...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I loved Ginsburgs face when she said "WICKED!"