Taking a break from politics.

[Rationalist]

For the next week or so, I am going to try avoiding politics. I will talk about issues that are of interest to me, which can essentially be narrowed down to beer, tits/ass, and technology. I am a simple man.

I would also like to take this opportunity to open up for questions. Ask me anything.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

If you could be any animal in the world what would you be?

 

[/MSG/]

What is your favorite beer? Favorite adult drink period

Blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

Fuck, marry, kill: Kim Kardashian, Queen Elizabeth, Miley Sirus.

Were Chuck Norris jokes ever funny?

Where is the one place in the world you would live outside of America?

Greatest movie ever made?

If you could hang out with only one member here, who would it be?

Tits or ass?

Ar15 or AK47?

What is your zombie plan?

What is the best knot for a tie?

 

[Rationalist]

If you could be any animal in the world what would you be?

Horse. It would be a downgrade, but I could work with it.

 

[Rationalist]

What is your favorite beer? Favorite adult drink period

Favorite Micro: Big E Ale's 2-Pint IPA
Favorite Macro: Dos Equis Amber
Favorite Hard-A: Beefeater Dry Gin, neat.

Blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

Redheads, because they're exotic.

Fuck, marry, kill: Kim Kardashian, Queen Elizabeth, Miley Sirus.

I'd fuck, marry, and then immediately kill all of them.

Were Chuck Norris jokes ever funny?

No.

Where is the one place in the world you would live outside of America?

Andora. Small, isolated, prosperous, tax-free, and will stay the fuck out of my life.

Greatest movie ever made?

As cliche as it may be, I'd have to go with Godfather Part I.

If you could hang out with only one member here, who would it be?

Tough to say. Could I go with the Trinity as a whole, since we are 5 gods in 1?

Tits or ass?

Tittttts. I love a nice, round ass, but it's not prereq.

Ar15 or AK47?

I haven't shot an AK, but I'd opt for the AR15 since it's made in 'murricah.

What is your zombie plan?

Barricade myself at my folks' house. They have 15+ guns, loads of ammo, and a year's worth of food.

What is the best knot for a tie?

Windsor, which is incidentally the only one I know.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If you had a choice to destroy one state with a nuclear bomb (or else the entire country would be destroyed), which state would that be?

If you had to save just one JPP member, and everyone else would die (or else we'd all die), who would that be?

Why are you gay?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

Redheads. No contest.

Were Chuck Norris jokes ever funny?

I was 16 at the time. How long do I have to do penance for this?

Where is the one place in the world you would live outside of America?

China. PRC, not ROC.

If you could hang out with only one member here, who would it be?

Not Grind.

Tits or ass?

Ass.

Ar15 or AK47?

AK47, no contest.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'd fuck, marry, and then immediately kill all of them.

Mildly disturbing answer.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I answered questions on your thread

because I am drunk

 

[Minister of Truth]

If you could make any plant go extinct, which one would it be?

My answer to this question is the Cottonwood Tree.

 

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If you could make any plant go extinct, which one would it be?

My answer to this question is the Cottonwood Tree.

Mine would be plankton. Watch the world slowly suffocate.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I actually seriously fucking hate my plant, and the world would not notice its absense, except that it would no longer have that fucking crap flying into its face during certain times of the year...

 

[/MSG/]

I actually seriously fucking hate my plant, and the world would not notice its absense, except that it would no longer have that fucking crap flying into its face during certain times of the year...

I love Cottonwood trees.

 

[Minister of Truth]

If you like being violated by a tree, enjoy...

 

[Minister of Truth]

What is your favorite beer? Favorite adult drink period

Alaskan Amber. I don't have a mixed drink that tops beer, but I do like AMFs.

Blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

Brunettes

Fuck, marry, kill: Kim Kardashian, Queen Elizabeth, Miley Sirus.

Fuck Kim. I'll pass on the other two. Kim deserves to die, but it shant be at my hands...

Were Chuck Norris jokes ever funny?

Chuck Norris jokes are the best. Check out the Hitler Reaction Video to Chuck Norris on Youtube.

Where is the one place in the world you would live outside of America?

Australia

Greatest movie ever made?

The Empire Strikes Back

If you could hang out with only one member here, who would it be?

Gotta be Grind. You and the rest of the Trinity would be awesome, but Grind is my pick. Also, I can pretty easily hang out with Brent since he's a local.

Tits or ass?

Tits

Ar15 or AK47?

I'm old-fashioned, and the fact that the AK is still great, is testament to it. AK-47 FTW!

What is your zombie plan?

Grab a bunch of weapons from the Ft. Lewis Armory, grab a stash of supplies from the McChord Field BX and Commisary, and hold-up in my unit, which is very much Zombie proof.

What is the best knot for a tie?

I dunno what the knot I make is called, but it is very effective.

 

[/MSG/]

What is your favorite beer? Favorite adult drink period

Beer would be Fullers ESB. Favorite all time drink is Kraken and Vernors (Motor City motor oil)

Blondes, brunettes, or redhead?

Brunettes

Fuck, marry, kill: Kim Kardashian, Queen Elizabeth, Miley Sirus.

Marry Kim, fuck Miley, kill the queen.

Were Chuck Norris jokes ever funny?

No.

Where is the one place in the world you would live outside of America?

Iraq

Greatest movie ever made?

V For Vendetta.

If you could hang out with only one member here, who would it be?

Grind was awesome to hang with, but based on my perception, it'd be Watermark.

Tits or ass?

Ass, because a good as is more than just eye candy.

Ar15 or AK47?

AK, no contest.

What is your zombie plan?

Take Detroit train station with survival group. Slowly rebuild a new nation.

What is the best knot for a tie?

Full Windsor is the only acceptable knot. If I had to hire someone, and they wore any other knot, they would be disqualified
EXCEPTION:
The Lovecraft Knot

 

[Minister of Truth]

Fullers ESB is pretty damn good. We might have to declare it the official beverage of the Trinity.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Fullers ESB is pretty damn good. We might have to declare it the official beverage of the Trinity.

here is a recipe for London Pride.

Fullers London Pride - 25 litres



25 litres OG 1.040 ABV 4.1% 30 units of bitterness
OPTIC PALE MALT 3900 gms
FLAKED MAIZE 306 gms
CRYSTAL MALT 130 gms
Fullers use caramel to obtain 24 units of colour.I found 1 and a quarter teaspoons brewers caramel gave the right colour.

HOPS Boil time 90 minutes TARGET 11 gms
NORTHDOWN 10 gms
CHALLENGER 11 gms
10 gms of northdown added in the last 15 minutes I recommend the use of WYEAST 1968 ESB yeast as this is Fullers own yeast.

http://hopandgrain.com/recipeSearch.aspx?name=Fullers London Pride

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

I am too. But mostly because I am going on vacation starting on Friday and I have tons of stuff to finish up. I took the week of July fourth off. I am going boating, I'm really excited. Summer is too awesome and too short to get aggravated over politics and political board posters. Most of whom are...let's say not well adjusted.

I wouldn't marry anybody.

I would fuck Chris Hemsworth but he'd have to dress as Thor.

I'd have a sexless, long term affair with Paul Krugman. Which I guess is like marriage?

And I'd kill Michael Bay. Well, I'd start with him. I have a list.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I am too. But mostly because I am going on vacation starting on Friday and I have tons of stuff to finish up. I took the week of July fourth off. I am going boating, I'm really excited. Summer is too awesome and too short to get aggravated over politics and political board posters. Most of whom are...let's say not well adjusted.

I wouldn't marry anybody.

I would fuck Chris Hemsworth but he'd have to dress as Thor.

I'd have a sexless, long term affair with Paul Krugman. Which I guess is like marriage?

And I'd kill Michael Bay. Well, I'd start with him. I have a list.

Am I on your list?

My wife has a thing for Chris Hemsworth too. One night while having sex and trying to get under my skin she closed her eyes and started moaning 'Chris Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth!" Did I get mad? Hell no! I just started moaning "Kelly Osbourne! Kelly Osbourne!" That really fucked her up!