Teacher, 28, dies after choking on hot dog at Wrigley Field

[signalmankenneth]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...-choking-hot-dog-wrigley-field-211543867.html

Everyone should know how to perform the heimlich maneuver!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

BAN HOT DOGS

The average number of people who choke on hotdogs is about 77 per year. The majority of this number is people under the age of 17.

AND

Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.

Better yet, the academy would like to see foods such as hot dogs "redesigned" so their size, shape and texture make them less likely to lodge in a youngster's throat. More than 10,000 children under 14 go to the emergency room each year after choking on food, and up to 77 die, says the new policy statement, published online today in Pediatrics. About 17% of food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs.

 

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Damn, we lost a teacher instead of Topspin.

 

[RockX]

Let this be a lesson to you ladies, learn to swallow.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

BAN HOT DOGS

The average number of people who choke on hotdogs is about 77 per year. The majority of this number is people under the age of 17.

AND

Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.

Better yet, the academy would like to see foods such as hot dogs "redesigned" so their size, shape and texture make them less likely to lodge in a youngster's throat. More than 10,000 children under 14 go to the emergency room each year after choking on food, and up to 77 die, says the new policy statement, published online today in Pediatrics. About 17% of food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs.

DOWN WITH THE FASCO-CONSERVATIVES!

 

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People should have to register so they can show that they can safely eat a hit dog.

Or we should mandate that all hit dogs be cut up into small pieces prior to consumption

If only one life could be saved

 

[RockX]

See girls, Obama knows how to swallow.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[signalmankenneth]

See girls, Obama knows how to swallow.

 

[canceled.2021.1]

See girls, Obama knows how to swallow.

HowAIDS got a thrill up his leg and his pantyhose ripped