Teflon Don's Public Service Announcement For The Ignorant

[Teflon Don]

So now that the Fake Noose of #Noosegate is behind us and Bubba Smollett has gotten his 5 seconds of fame, because let's be honest who the fuck heard of him before he painted himself as a victim, I thought it would be helpful to illustrate for the ignorant among us the difference between an actual noose used to hang people and a rope with a knot in it


This is a noose

This is not a noose

The first one is a noose. The second one is a knot. First one noose. Second one knot. Got it? Good.

 

[Trumpet]

You're aren't I Love America today????????????????

 

[Jack]

I thought real nooses had 13 wraps?