The 12 Most Sexually Satisfied Countries

[signalmankenneth]

http://www.alternet.org/print/sex-amp-relationships/12-most-sexually-satisfied-countries

 

[Sun Devil]

So since I'm intoxicated I'll admit something. I have a big penis and women complain about bleeding but well...how do i get rid of complaining?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

So since I'm intoxicated I'll admit something. I have a big penis and women complain about bleeding but well...how do i get rid of complaining?

Yours or hers?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Since this list has Germany, I'm going to disregard it. Also, why no Sweden?

 

[cancel2 2022]

Since this list has Germany, I'm going to disregard it. Also, why no Sweden?

I am buggered if I know why Switzerland is on the list, they are probably the most emotionless nation in Europe at least in the German part anyway. Ticino is different as it is mostly Italian.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yes, there are jokes about Swiss lovers.

 

[maineman]

what's the difference between a hoover vacuum cleaner and a swiss admiral?

the hoover sucks and sucks and never fails.

 

[Sun Devil]

Yours or hers?

Asshole lmao

 

[cancel2 2022]

Yes, there are jokes about Swiss lovers.

How do you make a Swiss roll?

A: Take him to a mountaintop and give him a push.

Q: What do you call a gathering of boring people in Switzerland?
A: Zurich

 

[maineman]

oh... tell us!

 

[iolo]

What a load of bullshit! Who checks, how - Superman? Anything dependent on what people say about this subject is undoubtedly a waste of time.

 

[cancel2 2022]

What a load of bullshit! Who checks, how - Superman? Anything dependent on what people say about this subject is undoubtedly a waste of time.

I am reminded of the P G Woodhgouse quip "it is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine". At least they have Scotch which helps, what do you have?