the Ballad of hunter biden

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Bulletbob

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the Ballad of hunter biden Ohh!


Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C.
Didn't get to bed last night
got those strippers from nyc on my mind and the sex toys they used on me
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight with drawls hit me hard now comes the dts
I'm back in china again
got a glass dick full of rock ready to light
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in chinas . (Yeah!)
Been away so long, I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home cant wait to get my bribe another diamond would be nice
or maybe some more underage china chick for me to abuse while I smoke that glass dick
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case wont be needing any cloths today
Honey, disconnect the phone
I'm back in the communist china again
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the the land of commies again maybe head to Russia or Ukrainian
next to get my cut and give big daddy his half

Well
The Ukraine girls really knock me out (... Wooh, ooh, ooh)
They leave the West behind (Da, da, da)
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout (... Wooh, ooh, ooh)
That Georgia's always on
but those china gals are the best I get my chicks for free and money for nothing because big daddy's the VP
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
Oh, come on
Woo (Hey)
(Hoo) Hey
Woo hoo (Yeah)
Yeah,…
 
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Not My Baby

It's not the way it was before my stripper side chick has changed now she got a baby bump
her touch was heaven, I remember
But every rose, it has its thorn
Before you know, you prick your finger
and she says Im pregnant

Its not my baby
its not my baby I cant afford a baby with a stripper it will kill big daddy
Two truths, one lie
Don't really need it
No, not tonight
Three words, nice try

It ain't a secret the press know all about it
He's not my baby, my baby, my baby now, o god big daddy biter will bitch slap me again
He's not my baby, my baby
I fell for those eyes one too many times, oh oh and paid for that potting one to many times
He's not my baby, my baby, my baby now Get a abortion kill the bastard before its born
I fell for those eyes one too many times, oh-oh now Ill have to pay child suport why sisnt she have it cut out the biter way
He's not my baby, my baby, my baby now

Im the kind that comes but never lingers just want a poke and a joke but now the jokes on me for 18 years

To only paint you half the picture
Two truths, one lie
Don't really need it
No, not tonight
Three words, nice try
Don't even… as if big daddy will help or see the kid he said no more bastards for you hunter and drop that glass dick full,of ready rock
 
Hunter deserves a better song then what I came up with .
But hey im sure he thinks he should of had a diamond tipped dildo used on him in that nyc strip club
 
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