The conspiracy theory conspiracy theory

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martin

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Not many know this but there is a secret international cabal trying to wreck social systems around the world by driving everybody crazy with obsessions over conspiracy theories. At least that’s the theory.
 
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martin said:
Not many know this but there is a secret international cabal trying to wreck social systems around the world by driving everybody crazy with obsessions over conspiracy theories. At least that’s the theory.
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it's true. divide and conquer. order ab chao.
 
martin said:
Not many know this but there is a secret international cabal trying to wreck social systems around the world by driving everybody crazy with obsessions over conspiracy theories. At least that’s the theory.
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You forgot to mention that the basis of this conspiracy theory is they try to convince people that believe in conspiracy theories that any attempt to convince them that the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory is the true conspiracy.

That's the theory anyway.
 
Poor Richard Saunders said:
You forgot to mention that the basis of this conspiracy theory is they try to convince people that believe in conspiracy theories that any attempt to convince them that the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory is the true conspiracy.

That's the theory anyway.
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True, and there’s a conspiracy brewing about where that theory came from.
 
martin said:
True, and there’s a conspiracy brewing about where that theory came from.
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You can't brew a conspiracy without loose leaf conspiracy or conspiracy bags. With the current pandemic the best way to get those is to order online from a conspiracy website or maybe Walmart.com.

It seems that some internet providers, I'm looking at you Facebook and Twitter, have entered into a conspiracy to try to reduce conspiracy theories at the same time the USPS is conspiring to slow down delivery of conspiracy theories. In theory, maybe we need a law.
 
Poor Richard Saunders said:
You can't brew a conspiracy without loose leaf conspiracy or conspiracy bags. With the current pandemic the best way to get those is to order online from a conspiracy website or maybe Walmart.com.

It seems that some internet providers, I'm looking at you Facebook and Twitter, have entered into a conspiracy to try to reduce conspiracy theories at the same time the USPS is conspiring to slow down delivery of conspiracy theories. In theory, maybe we need a law.
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there have been ruling elite families for thousands of years.

meanwhile I'm two generations off the family farm model, serfdom.

#whataboutism.

Well there's a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop
He's been waiting down there, waiting half the day
They never ever see him from the top
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground
He gets to his feet and he says

[CHORUS:]
What about me, it isn't fair
I've had enough now i want my share
Can't you see i wanna live
But you just take more than you give

Well there's a pretty girl serving at the counter of the corner shop
She's been waiting back there, waiting for her dreams
Her dreams walk in and out they never stop
Well she's not too proud to cry out loud
She runs to the street and she screams

[CHORUS]

So take a step back and see the little people
They may be young but they're the ones
That make the big people big
So listen, as they whisper
What about me

And now i'm standing on the corner all the world's gone home
Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved
And i'm feeling cold and alone
I guess i'm lucky, i smile a lot
But sometimes i wish for more than i've got

[CHORUS]

 
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