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This story may sicken the left!
I awoke this morning, my first day off in 2 weeks and my last until early jan( exept for thanksgiving and Xmas), I know, very selfish of me , taking 20 days off each year!
I didn't cook breakfast for the wife, she is a tad nausious this morning due to her pregnancy( exploitation on my part I'm sure, if not outright rape and spousal abuse)!
The little guy woke up, he is ten months old today!( I know any decent parent would have had him aborted shortly after he was born)!
I fed him his morning bottle( contributing to the poverty of some pour kid whose unfortunate parents get 365 days a year off).
I fed him some bananas and oatmeal for breakfast( I know! What about the Needy )!
I changed 3 soiled diapers, he has an upset stomach , perhaps teething?
His bottom looks redder than usual, from the loose stool perhaps, so I gave him a bath with Baking soda.
I know !!
Elitist !
He is now down for his nsp( should be working of course so his tax contributions can feed those less fortunate).
I'm taking advantage of this time ( yup always taking advantage them repubs) to cook a nice chilli for my double shift tomorrow and for dinner on Thursday( greedy)!
It's disgusting isn't it !!!!
The selfish greed if these evil conservatives!!
I'm sure many fanatical liberal totalitarians are sickened by my callous extravagance and pure unadulterated evil!
Ah we'll, I can handle it, it's nearly noon, time for a beer!!
I awoke this morning, my first day off in 2 weeks and my last until early jan( exept for thanksgiving and Xmas), I know, very selfish of me , taking 20 days off each year!
I didn't cook breakfast for the wife, she is a tad nausious this morning due to her pregnancy( exploitation on my part I'm sure, if not outright rape and spousal abuse)!
The little guy woke up, he is ten months old today!( I know any decent parent would have had him aborted shortly after he was born)!
I fed him his morning bottle( contributing to the poverty of some pour kid whose unfortunate parents get 365 days a year off).
I fed him some bananas and oatmeal for breakfast( I know! What about the Needy )!
I changed 3 soiled diapers, he has an upset stomach , perhaps teething?
His bottom looks redder than usual, from the loose stool perhaps, so I gave him a bath with Baking soda.
I know !!
Elitist !
He is now down for his nsp( should be working of course so his tax contributions can feed those less fortunate).
I'm taking advantage of this time ( yup always taking advantage them repubs) to cook a nice chilli for my double shift tomorrow and for dinner on Thursday( greedy)!
It's disgusting isn't it !!!!
The selfish greed if these evil conservatives!!
I'm sure many fanatical liberal totalitarians are sickened by my callous extravagance and pure unadulterated evil!
Ah we'll, I can handle it, it's nearly noon, time for a beer!!