Maze
Just me and my boo crew
The level of stupidity it takes to believe illegal immigrants are handing out fentanyl to children on Halloween should qualify as a medical emergency. That is not ignorance. That is full-blown intellectual decomposition. You have to be so fucking gullible that your brain leaks common sense like a colander leaks water. The idea that undocumented people, who can barely afford rent, are allegedly gifting high-priced narcotics to children in Walmart costumes is so deranged it makes flat-earthers look like Nobel laureates. These people hear one fear-mongering headline and sprint straight to hysteria, clutching their pearls while whispering that the candy man has turned cartel. It is not just stupidity. It is performance art in how to disgrace human cognition.
Then there is Fox News, the diseased circus that manufactures this lunacy. Each segment is delivered with the kind of grave authority usually reserved for war reports, except the enemy is apparently a piñata full of opioids. The mendacious munter behind the anchor desk knows exactly what they are doing. They spoon-feed terror to their audience like warm milk to a dying cat. They rely on low IQ lemmings who cannot tell the difference between journalism and a bedtime story written by Satan’s publicist. Every sentence drips with contempt for reality. It is not about protecting children. It is about keeping the masses stupid, angry, and glued to the screen while the real predators laugh their way to the fucking bank.
And still the faithful remain. The low IQ lemmings who will believe anything so long as it flatters their fear and blames brown people. They will inspect every candy bar for cartel fingerprints while ignoring the poison poured daily into their skulls through a television set. They are not victims of propaganda. They are disciples of it. They are the kind of people who would burn a library because one of the books had Spanish words in it. If you honestly think fentanyl is being gifted to trick-or-treaters, you should not be allowed to reproduce, vote, or even hold sharp objects. You are not confused. You are fucking stupid by choice, and that is the most tragic costume of all.
Then there is Fox News, the diseased circus that manufactures this lunacy. Each segment is delivered with the kind of grave authority usually reserved for war reports, except the enemy is apparently a piñata full of opioids. The mendacious munter behind the anchor desk knows exactly what they are doing. They spoon-feed terror to their audience like warm milk to a dying cat. They rely on low IQ lemmings who cannot tell the difference between journalism and a bedtime story written by Satan’s publicist. Every sentence drips with contempt for reality. It is not about protecting children. It is about keeping the masses stupid, angry, and glued to the screen while the real predators laugh their way to the fucking bank.
And still the faithful remain. The low IQ lemmings who will believe anything so long as it flatters their fear and blames brown people. They will inspect every candy bar for cartel fingerprints while ignoring the poison poured daily into their skulls through a television set. They are not victims of propaganda. They are disciples of it. They are the kind of people who would burn a library because one of the books had Spanish words in it. If you honestly think fentanyl is being gifted to trick-or-treaters, you should not be allowed to reproduce, vote, or even hold sharp objects. You are not confused. You are fucking stupid by choice, and that is the most tragic costume of all.
