FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
It seems to me that we have come to an impasse in the five-part trinity, with neither the communists, conservatives, nor libertarians having a majority. So I propose an alliance to you, Three and Brent, against Capt and Grind. Here's my proposal for how we divvy the booty of human souls: I can naturally be the monarch in both the Eastern (Communist) US, and Western (Conservative) US, as well as the head of the Politiburo in the Eastern US. Three will be president and Volt prime minister in the Western parts.
Of course, I'm going to need an agreement on your part to build some sort of "wall" between the parts, to prevent traitors from emigrating and causing a brain drain. The Eastern US Socialist People's Border Guard will be more than happy to kill any such traitors as they approach the border. Also, there will be differences in policy. For instance, in the Eastern US abortion will be free and paid for by the government, and anti-abortion activists will be executed for treason, while in the Eastern US abortion will be banned, and pro-abortion activists will be tried and executed for attempted murder.
Together, we can defeat freedom and liberty once and for all!
Of course, I'm going to need an agreement on your part to build some sort of "wall" between the parts, to prevent traitors from emigrating and causing a brain drain. The Eastern US Socialist People's Border Guard will be more than happy to kill any such traitors as they approach the border. Also, there will be differences in policy. For instance, in the Eastern US abortion will be free and paid for by the government, and anti-abortion activists will be executed for treason, while in the Eastern US abortion will be banned, and pro-abortion activists will be tried and executed for attempted murder.
Together, we can defeat freedom and liberty once and for all!
