The Laws of Rugby Explained (For Merkins)

Bogtrotter said:
it's spelled 'muricans.
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You are the Chief Merkin!!

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/743/what-is-a-merkin

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Dumb fuck don't realise that rugby is the fastest growing sport in the USA.

The ignorance astounds!!

Then again he thinks he is English!!

Hat!
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
So says Jock McCock, the ersatz Englishman.
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Mmmm.
You wouldn't know what it means to be English or British.
You are a hat.

I'm British.
Something you will never be.
Bloody taig.
Off you go on hunger strike now, that's a good terrorist.

Oh, I forgot.
I had ancestors stand alongside Henry the 5th at harflour and agincourt.
You don't get more English than that.
Your ancestors sleined turf and scoffed spuds.
Though they weren't really Irish either.
Prendergast?
Prenderville.
De friendville.

Hougenout/French name.

It's getting worse for you.

You are looking like a double hat now!!
 
007 said:
Mmmm.
You wouldn't know what it means to be English or British.
You are a hat.

I'm British.
Something you will never be.
Bloody taig.
Off you go on hunger strike now, that's a good terrorist.

Oh, I forgot.
I had ancestors stand alongside Henry the 5th at harflour and agincourt.
You don't get more English than that.
Your ancestors sleined turf and scoffed spuds.
Though they weren't really Irish either.
Prendergast?
Prenderville.
De friendville.

Hougenout/French name.

It's getting worse for you.

You are looking like a double hat now!!
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Obviously you've never heard of Maurice de Prendergast.

http://maurie.customer.netspace.net.au/de prend.html
 
tom is not english, I am probably more english than him. tom prendergast should be called tom pretendergast
 
Bogtrotter said:
tom is not english, I am probably more english than him. tom prendergast should be called tom pretendergast
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I have heard them all in school, I once beat up an older kid for calling me that. He was only 13 so what's your excuse!! I also put drawing pins on the music teacher's piano seat for calling me prendergastly, I got six of the best for that. The twat never called me that again though.
 
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Darla said:
Personally, I imagine that's the least of his problems, but who knows. Maybe he was already a hat! Or ,even, a double hat!
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He is without a doubt a hat.

I am conducting in depth research right now to discover is he is a double hat.

I will get back to you once my research is complete.

At least 12 oz of research is required.
Possibly a scotch.
Deffo not an Irish!!!
 
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