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Lao Tse

Lao Tse

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I'm SO the freaking man on this board. Look at these desperate fools deconstructing language in the most idiotic way to make their "points". It's just so easy to counter their stupidity, well, for me it is.

Sometimes they get all long winded and tangential, derivative, and orthogonal, dishonest and stupid, which only makes it more grand and delightful when I flay them to the bone with my trenchant one liner of truth. LOL.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

and ladies, it's ten inches long.
 
Gods, how I love the Wimp Lo school. :rolleyes:

Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/quotes
 
OrnotBitwise said:
Gods, how I love the Wimp Lo school. :rolleyes:

Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/quotes
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that's interesting. But it detracts from my greatness not one iota.
 
I'm still the man, undefeated, basically right all the time! Y'all's pathetic word mangling and willful stupidity just isn't successful against a truth monger like me.

I rock!
:tongout:
 
uscitizen said:
what level of cousin to toby are you ?
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Well see, he's a snobby manhattan art dealer....

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OrnotBitwise said:
Really? Most women I've met don't really care for gay porn. There are always exceptions, of course. :)
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Well, it's sort of like it's making me curious. It's titilating. Forbidden. And the allegedly hetero guys on here, keep making it sound so good. Some of them talk about nearly nothing else.
 
Darla said:
Well, it's sort of like it's making me curious. It's titilating. Forbidden. And the allegedly hetero guys on here, keep making it sound so good. Some of them talk about nearly nothing else.
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Maybe this will clear it up, darla. Like rape, it's about power, not sex.
 
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