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NiftyNiblick

NiftyNiblick

1960s Chick Magnet
As far as I can see,
what we need now more than anything else
is a radical improvement
in the state of the art
[and the affordability]
of cosmetic surgery.

People will ALWAYS find a way to die.
NOBODY could stand being in this fakakta universe forever.

As with the "Cyclone,"
the long lost but never forgotten Revere Beach roller coaster
from the days of my youth,
one ride on this planet is usually enough for anybody,
and when it's over, we're usually pretty good with that.

What's really important is the level of our self-esteem
while we ARE here.
If we think that we look good,
we usually feel good.

I always had to rely far too much on expensive clothes and accessories.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've always loved being Italian

but quite honestly,
I would have preferred to look like,
say, for example,
Dean Martin instead of Jake LaMotta or Al Capone.

If, in its wisdom, the American Government had put me
instead of Benjamin Franklin
on the hundred dollar bill,
Americans would not be as obsessed with money as they are today.

Anyway, those are my thoughts
as to the most currently urgent need for most people on the planet.
Look, for example,
if you don't believe me,
at the picture of Stone.:palm:
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NiftyNiblick said:
As far as I can see,
what we need now more than anything else
is a radical improvement
in the state of the art
[and the affordability]
of cosmetic surgery.

People will ALWAYS find a way to die.
NOBODY could stand being in this fakakta universe forever.

As with the "Cyclone,"
the long lost but never forgotten Revere Beach roller coaster
from the days of my youth,
one ride on this planet is usually enough for anybody,
and when it's over, we're usually pretty good with that.

What's really important is the level of our self-esteem
while we ARE here.
If we think that we look good,
we usually feel good.

I always had to rely far too much on expensive clothes and accessories.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've always loved being Italian

but quite honestly,
I would have preferred to look like,
say, for example,
Dean Martin instead of Jake LaMotta or Al Capone.

If, in its wisdom, the American Government had put me
instead of Benjamin Franklin
on the hundred dollar bill,
Americans would not be as obsessed with money as they are today.

Anyway, those are my thoughts
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For me the most effective cosmetic surgery can be found at Mike's Bakery in the North End. I attempted to morph myself into a sphere using only their cannolis.
 
Oscillator said:
For me the most effective cosmetic surgery can be found at Mike's Bakery in the North End. I attempted to morph myself into a sphere using only their cannolis.
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You make an excellent point,

but please don't be offended if I make a small suggestion.

Mike's own signage probably has it wrong as well. I'll check next time.

Cannoli is already a plural word. No need for the "s."

While I haven't seen it written form since probably the 1950s,
just one is called a cannolo!!!

Because of its shape, I would imagine,

it has the masculine o and i letters instead of the feminine a and ae letters,

but the "s" would only be, maybe, for the French and Spanish versions,
assuming that they exist!
 
NiftyNiblick said:
You make an excellent point,

but please don't be offended if I make a small suggestion.

Mike's own signage probably has it wrong as well. I'll check next time.

Cannoli is already a plural word. No need for the "s."

While I haven't seen it written form since probably the 1950s,
just one is called a cannolo!!!

Because of its shape, I would imagine,

it has the masculine o and i letters instead of the feminine a and ae letters,

but the "s" would only be, maybe, for the French and Spanish versions,
assuming that they exist!
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I never thought about the proper singular for cannoli...but then WHY WOULD I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A SINGULAR CANNOLO??? WHY? :)
 
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