T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the cells,
The convicts were locked down madder than hell.
Except for the lifers kicked back on their bunks
Their heads filled with visions of fat little punks.
When suddenly from the roof top there arose such a roar
That the bulls all thought it was a riot for sure.
The goon squad came running ready to hit
The Lieutenant yelled out, “Who started this shit?”.
“It came from the roof,” sniveled a snitch.
“It must be a break out, oh, sonofabitch!”
The guards climbed to the rooftop by way of the stairs
Where they found a fat freak in red underwear.
“Ho! Ho!” said the dude, “I bring you good cheer!”
“Goddamn,” cried the Captain, “We caught us queer!”
The goons all yelled, “Hey you in the sleigh, get your hands on the wall"
They shook him down, asshole and all.
Then he was tossed in the hole with a kick
Well, so much for Christmas, they’ve busted St. Nick!
Original was by anonymous / unknown author...
The convicts were locked down madder than hell.
Except for the lifers kicked back on their bunks
Their heads filled with visions of fat little punks.
When suddenly from the roof top there arose such a roar
That the bulls all thought it was a riot for sure.
The goon squad came running ready to hit
The Lieutenant yelled out, “Who started this shit?”.
“It came from the roof,” sniveled a snitch.
“It must be a break out, oh, sonofabitch!”
The guards climbed to the rooftop by way of the stairs
Where they found a fat freak in red underwear.
“Ho! Ho!” said the dude, “I bring you good cheer!”
“Goddamn,” cried the Captain, “We caught us queer!”
The goons all yelled, “Hey you in the sleigh, get your hands on the wall"
They shook him down, asshole and all.
Then he was tossed in the hole with a kick
Well, so much for Christmas, they’ve busted St. Nick!
Original was by anonymous / unknown author...