Diogenes
1 account to rule them all
One of the key elements in punking the stupid online is developing the ability to become well-informed about the topic at hand very quickly.
Practice using search engines and AI (such as Grok) effectively until you become proficient and fast.
Countering stupidity with verifiable facts and supporting data is a fast and easy way to confound the stupid and reduce them to deflection, juvenile outbursts, or sullen silence. Pursue your prey relentlessly when this occurs, and keep them off-balance by repeatedly quoting their own absurd errors verbatim. With attribution.
Avoid all use of personal anecdotes, and when speculating or opining, be sure to employ appropriate modifiers.
Take the time to study your target's behavior before you jump in. This is an investment that people who lack discipline and make poor life choices almost never make. Laziness and poor impulse control are hallmarks of stupidity.
Familiarize yourself with, and anticipate the flimsy counterarguments that stupid people are prone to employ, and have appropriately humiliating rebuttals ready to go as and when needful.
Learn the logical traps that the stupid habitually fall foul of. Know how to recognize fallacies and avoid using them yourself. This will pay huge dividends.
Dealing with stupid people online will quickly show you how not to behave.
Use logic, not emotions. Eschew insults and puerile vulgarity when you can, unless by employing them you can increase your tactical advantage over the stupid by provoking them to judgement-clouding anger.
It’s crucial to remain calm and composed when reducing stupid people to gibbering wrecks online. Avoid letting your understandable frustration with others stupidity affect your ability to wreak total destruction on silly people's foolish fantasies.
Keeping a level head not only makes you more appear more articulate to any rational observers, it also gives you an enormous advantage over stupid people, who will usually grow even more irrational as they try and fail to provoke an emotional response from you.
As their rage and frustration increase, endorphin-inducing amusement will quickly flood your neural receptors, adding to your enjoyment of the JPP experience.
Now, go and do thou likewise.
Unless you're stupid.
Here endeth the lesson.
Amen!
