The official watermark is drunk thread

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm on my... I don't remember. It's Irish whiskey this time, I bought it because my brother is too much of a pussy for Scotch.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I can't get high because everyone I know who knows how to get weed is in Mississippi.

 

[Lightbringer]

Your spelling is too good.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Watermark and I can both write extremely well when drunk. Plus, many people here cheat, to try to upstage Cawacko.

 

[Minister of Truth]

@Watermark, are you going to bust out any life size animé dolls?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i see no one talks about bbq in watermarks thread

 

[Lightbringer]

Watermark and I can both write extremely well when drunk. Plus, many people here cheat, to try to upstage Cawacko.

The you're not really drunk.

 

[Minister of Truth]

The you're not really drunk.

It's because writing is easy as fuck. Probably even easier than walking.

 

[Lightbringer]

It's because writing is easy as fuck. Probably even easier than walking.

Never been drunk eh? Go to Sharky's, you will be.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I doubt their Long Islands measure up to Logan's.

 

[Lightbringer]

I doubt their Long Islands measure up to Logan's.

If you sip it like a woman it doesn't matter.

You're in Fayetteville. Get fucked up son. That's what it's there for.

 

[Minister of Truth]

All I'm saying is I've lost track of where I set my drinks, but I've never effed up a receipt.

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

All I'm saying is I've lost track of where I set my drinks, but I've never effed up a receipt.

Are you sure that drunk(er) guy next to you isn't stealing your drinks?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Are you sure that drunk(er) guy next to you isn't stealing your drinks?

He fucking better not be!

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

He fucking better not be!

Maybe it is the hottie on your left. But, you're married, so you can't do anything about it.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's because writing is easy as fuck. Probably even easier than walking.

I'm writing on a smartphone too. I think I'm like half a fifth in by now.

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

I'm writing on a smartphone too. I think I'm like half a fifth in by now.

You don't know?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Maybe it is the hottie on your left. But, you're married, so you can't do anything about it.

There's always the Joe Mixon way of dealing with it.

 

[Lightbringer]

Still not drunk I see. Fayetteville is wasted on you.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Still not drunk I see. Fayetteville is wasted on you.

Fayetteville is a waste.