The Socialist Revolution

[FUCK THE POLICE]

When the Socialist Revolution happens and we sweep the Conservative plague from the face of America, I'm going to have some positions to fill.

Grind is going to be Emperor of Massachusetts
Darla can be the Archduchess of New York
Captain Billy can be the Kaiser of the Greater Detroit Metropolitan Area
Threedee can be the Pope
I will be King of America, Tsarina of the Alaskanadian-English Alliance, and Viscount of Rhode Island (so that I will always be snugly next to Grind)

Anyone else want something?

 

[SmarterthanYou]

I suppose I will have to take up the leadership of the rebellious south, especially since you'll cut us loose. then we can get down to some real border security.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I suppose I will have to take up the leadership of the rebellious south, especially since you'll cut us loose. then we can get down to some real border security.

SMY - Great Khan of Texas!

Hey, who won the Mexican-American war? Who got stuck with Texas?

 

[/MSG/]

Lulz. Also, I intend to annex Ohio.