The ten most dangerous toys of all time

[NewsBoy]

To keep things interesting, we excluded BB guns, slingshots, throwing stars, and anything else actually intended to inflict harm. Below, our toy box from hell.

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[uscitizen]

I almost bought myself a Red Ryder BB gun last night
But then I remembered what happened to Ralphie...so I just bought 500 rounds of .22 ammo instead

 

[Damocles]

I almost bought myself a Red Ryder BB gun last night
But then I remembered what happened to Ralphie...so I just bought 500 rounds of .22 ammo instead

You'll shoot yourself in the foot, man!

 

[uscitizen]

You'll shoot yourself in the foot, man!

NP, as long as I don't put my eye out with a bb

 

[OrnotBitwise]

I had the Creepy Crawlers as a kid. Well, actually, my sister had the Creepy Crawlers: I was allegedly too old for 'em. Heh. Shows what they knew.

But -- DAYUM! -- how could I have not been born early enough to get the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab??!? Life is so unfair.