The Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate

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"What the fuck was that?"
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein

"It does SO fucking look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michaelangelo

"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."
-- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers...my ass!"
-- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
-- JFK

"Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton

 

[Damocles]

I drank f*cking WHAT?!! - Socrates

 

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"Just take the fucking picture already" - Anthony Weiner

 

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"I don't need any fucking debate prep" - Barack Obama

 

[Mott the Hoople]

"I can't fucking believe I'm losing to this guy!"
--Mitt Romney.

 

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"I can't fucking believe I'm losing to this guy!"
--Mitt Romney.

premature ejac-elation....

 

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"Was that a fucking earthquake?"
--cleaning guy on top floor of WTC.

"Hug a fucking stingray?"
--Steve Erwin

 

[Mott the Hoople]

"Hug a fucking stingray?"
--Steve Erwin

No! No! Those were famous last words.

 

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No! No! Those were famous last words.

Several in the OP could have been last words as well. Who says you can't use "Fuck" in your last words? I plan to.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

"Fuck, I don't have enough change to buy a bagel, my day couldn't possibly get any worse!" - Guy in WTC cafeteria on 9/11

 

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"I can't fucking believe I'm losing to this guy!"
--Mitt Romney.

I wish the fuck I had a telepromter.
--Barak Obama at his last debate