The US doesn't have a monopoly on lunatics!!

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-dials-999-mistaking-the-moon-with-a-ufo.html

 

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that is true, but england does

 

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-dials-999-mistaking-the-moon-with-a-ufo.html

The don't have a monopoly, but they do set the standard!!

I thought the receptionist handled the call very well though. No muslims were rounded up in those two minutes, although the police are still watching a wee huse in Auchtermuchty.
An old lady has reported that strange hole has appeared in a road in Goonhavern. The police say they are looking into it.

 

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The moon is actually one of the most common things confused with a UFO. Along with Venus, an error Carter famously fell afoul of.

 

[charver]

Moderately mental.

Although i reckon a chap attempting to rediscover the ancient alchemist's art, using a combination of fresh turds and a household radiator, may just rank a notch higher on the International Scale of Mentalism.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/n...-his-faeces-into-gold-is-jailed-16066385.html