The worst piece of shit I've ever written

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This took me thirty minutes:



Captian on the river
Where is your liver
Three mile island
Over a hand






Goddamn writers block. I'll never ever be a good writer.

 

[Beefy]

I THINK ITS GREAT!

GOOD JOB.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

"I like potatoes," i said. "Taters? What's taters?" He inquired . . "Po-tat-oes", I replied, "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew . . ."

He was never quite the same after that.

 

[charver]

It's better than Dan Browns.

Although, in hindsight, that's not really saying much.

 

[Damocles]

Write more than one thing at a time. If you get stuck on one, you move to another then return.

Another trick. Use timeline chapters. Like "IT" by Stephen King. You get stuck, switch back to the present, get stuck again, switch back to the past....

 

[Cancel7]

Write more than one thing at a time. If you get stuck on one, you move to another then return.

Another trick. Use timeline chapters. Like "IT" by Stephen King. You get stuck, switch back to the present, get stuck again, switch back to the past....

"IT" is my favorite King book.

 

[Damocles]

"IT" is my favorite King book.

Definitely one of his best.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

"I like potatoes," i said. "Taters? What's taters?" He inquired . . "Po-tat-oes", I replied, "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew . . ."

He was never quite the same after that.

Why not?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I THINK ITS GREAT!

GOOD JOB.

I told you.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Write more than one thing at a time. If you get stuck on one, you move to another then return.

Another trick. Use timeline chapters. Like "IT" by Stephen King. You get stuck, switch back to the present, get stuck again, switch back to the past....

You have to be kidding me.

 

[evince]

Go out and live some more when you get stuck.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I've got it. It's the lack of alcohol. My brain chemistries been being mucked up by all this sobriety...