Theoretical election

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Let's say you have a choice between these two parties:


The Communist/Nudist Alliance, which wants wider side walks, free liquor, and wants to update our antiquated tax system with a 17% flat tax with a 30,000 standard deductible. They're running this guy:

Guns n' God, which has a self explanatory name and is running this guy:

Who do you pick?

 

[charver]

I'd probably have to go with the nudist chap.

I could not, in good conscience, vote for a party whose leader keeps a large yellow pepper (and possibly a lemon) on the top shelf of his office.

 

[Immanuel]

I'd probably have to go with the nudist chap.

I could not, in good conscience, vote for a party whose leader keeps a large yellow pepper (and possibly a lemon) on the top shelf of his office.

Looks like a small pumpkin to me.

Immie

 

[charver]

Looks like a small pumpkin to me.

Immie

Mmmm...you raise a good point.

I naturally thought of a pepper as pumpkins are much less popular fruit on these shores. I fear that this riddle may play on a chap's mind as he tosses and turns in the small hours of the morning.

Nevertheless, i stand by my original dictum. I shall not be voting for any man who keeps fruit, easily identifiable or not, on his office shelving units. I cannot be persuaded otherwise.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'd probably have to go with the nudist chap.

I could not, in good conscience, vote for a party whose leader keeps a large yellow pepper (and possibly a lemon) on the top shelf of his office.

Well either way you're getting either a right wing gun nut or a right wing flat taxer. Fuck that, I'll move to a real country if it comes down to that. LOL

 

[uscitizen]

Aren't all elections Theoretical?

But given those two choices I would go with the nudist commie.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Hellz yeah, bitches!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'd probably have to go with the nudist chap.

I could not, in good conscience, vote for a party whose leader keeps a large yellow pepper (and possibly a lemon) on the top shelf of his office.

Isn't that seriously the weirdest picture ever? Look at how scared the other guy in the picture looks.

 

[uscitizen]

I think the other guy is about to have an authoritarian figure orgasm.

 

[Whomever]

Yeah he kinda looks like Ronnie Rayguns wife looked at him while he was giving a speech.

 

[Damocles]

I'd run myself under a counter campaign of sanity.