These are some nice shoes

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http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/7/1/4/9714.jpg?v=1

I know I want a pair.

 

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http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/7/1/4/9714.jpg?v=1

I know I want a pair.

You got me.

 

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I picture Watermark much better wearing these babies:

 

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They're wearing jock strops, BTW. So it's not actually gay rape. Those are some nice legs though.