* You support ending birthright citizenship even though your parents weren't US citizens when you were born, which means you wouldn't be either.
* You push voter suppression laws so draconian that you yourself have trouble voting (lol)
* "Toxic Language" = Reminding people that a number of Trump Administration officials have been indicted
* The Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives is a big victory for Donald Trump!
* But if it wasn't a great victory, it was all John McCain's fault
* Counting every vote in an election is "unethical"
* Breakfast cereal is a controlled substance
* You totally believe that a man who is afraid to go out into the rain would charge a school shooter.
* "Supporting the Troops": Insulting Gold Star families and POWs, then skipping the Veteran's Day memorials.
While we're mentioning double standards about Hillary Clinton and Ivanka Trump, a far pettier one:
* You were mad about Hillary Rodham Clinton using her maiden name, but not Ivanka Trump Kushner.
* Vocal supporter of public hanging = "outstanding person"
* The thought of LGBTQ children becoming farmers or ranchers terrifes you.
* You like tear gas with your nachos.
* You complain about the "Senate in crisis" when you're one of the ones who put it there.
* Spending $25 million on a probe into election meddling by a foreign power is too expensive. Spending $83 million to send a billionaire on golf trips is not.
* You push voter suppression laws so draconian that you yourself have trouble voting (lol)
* "Toxic Language" = Reminding people that a number of Trump Administration officials have been indicted
* The Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives is a big victory for Donald Trump!
* But if it wasn't a great victory, it was all John McCain's fault
* Counting every vote in an election is "unethical"
* Breakfast cereal is a controlled substance
* You totally believe that a man who is afraid to go out into the rain would charge a school shooter.
* "Supporting the Troops": Insulting Gold Star families and POWs, then skipping the Veteran's Day memorials.
While we're mentioning double standards about Hillary Clinton and Ivanka Trump, a far pettier one:
* You were mad about Hillary Rodham Clinton using her maiden name, but not Ivanka Trump Kushner.
* Vocal supporter of public hanging = "outstanding person"
* The thought of LGBTQ children becoming farmers or ranchers terrifes you.
* You like tear gas with your nachos.
* You complain about the "Senate in crisis" when you're one of the ones who put it there.
* Spending $25 million on a probe into election meddling by a foreign power is too expensive. Spending $83 million to send a billionaire on golf trips is not.
