This Guy Rules

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Bigtime. The backstory is that he saved a woman who was being bear hugged (to death) by a huge crazy racist dude that he hitched a ride with (who claimed to be Jesus and had just smashed into a guy and and with his truck) by whacking him in the head with a hatchet three times. This is the local news affiliate interview in all its glory:

 
So, basically, a randomly tells a homeless guy that he raped someone and that he's Jesus Christ, and then intentionally wrecks into a guy, destroying his truck, because he's racist, and then decides to continue his unarmed killing spree on this woman, bear hugging to death being his chosen method of execution (I'm not sure if anyone's ever actually done this before, so it'd probably be a first). Then a homeless guy comes up and hatchets him the back, and, unaware of the fact that he's now the only witness to most of these events, decides to tell the truth, and the whole truth.

I've decided to kill myself. Hopefully it will entertain you, Dungheap.
 
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