This Is A Mormon Ritual

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Makes the ganglia twitch.
I find all religious ritual odd, just saying that up front. This video has gone viral and it's a recording of Secret Mormon Ritual...it's secret because that's the way the Mormons want it. They are not a forth coming group. I'm posting it here for information. Keep in mind that Mitt must have offered something really good recently to have Mormonism removed as a cult. I was, and still am, concerned about Dominionist Christian fundamentalism....this doesn't look any less scary to a secularist.

 
Despite what others on here would have you believe, Mormonism is a cult.

Romney could dance, naked, on all fours, in Times Square singing 'I am a rabbit and my name is Dave' and STILL these idiots woul vote for him.
 
Weird, but why use anti-religious bigotry?

Leave the hate speech to the rightwingers.
 
No problem with that. Just don't take your crap outside your own country.

Then quit asking for and buying our "crap", you fucking bitch.

You really need to get over, you wanker.

GREAT BRITIAN IS NO LONGER "GREAT"; IT'S A USED TO BE AND SO ARE YOU.
 
LOL at a Limey thinking Mormons are strange, when they do shit like this:

 
LOL at a Limey thinking Mormons are strange, when they do shit like this:


You may not believe this but a lot of this sillyness is staged for American tourists who are, generally, dumb enough to believe everything they are told. Where it is not, it is definitely tongue in cheek. Oh, and Morris dancing is not a religion and has an extremely small following.
It is performed to a limited musical repetoire consisting mostly of overweight people saying in very un British, strident tones, 'Gee Martha, ain't that cute. Doncha just lurve English culture? Go stand next to the guy with the bells and I'll take your picture for the folks back home.'
 
You may not believe this but a lot of this sillyness is staged for American tourists who are, generally, dumb enough to believe everything they are told. Where it is not, it is definitely tongue in cheek. Oh, and Morris dancing is not a religion and has an extremely small following.
It is performed to a limited musical repetoire consisting mostly of overweight people saying in very un British, strident tones, 'Gee Martha, ain't that cute. Doncha just lurve English culture? Go stand next to the guy with the bells and I'll take your picture for the folks back home.'

Right, Morris dancing (which originated in the late 15th century) isn't a strange ritual like Mormonism, because it's practiced by ludicrous Limeys, who entertained American tourists with it during the Tudor era...


Doubtless that explains other Brit-twit activities like this:




Speaking of ridiculous ritual, how's this for absurdist assclowning:



You're thick as two planks, Low.

Your envy of America is palpable.

If you despise America and Americans so much, why not stick to Chinese chat rooms?
 
People do odd things don't they? At least the films you've posted provoke a smile because they show adults doing goofy things...they don't appear to be religious in nature. ???? WTF
 
People do odd things don't they? At least the films you've posted provoke a smile because they show adults doing goofy things...they don't appear to be religious in nature. ???? WTF

I find bigotry and prejudice repugnant, even when it's directed at another's spirituality.

Posting spiteful comments about someone's religious beliefs is beyond the pale.

Rightwingers usually employ smear techniques.

Why lower yourself to their level?
 
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