APP - This is Schrodinger's Virus

Teflon Don

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I didn't make this up. A friend sent it along, but it is awesome. If you don't understand science you won't get it


Because we cannot get tested we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had the virus, because if we didn't have it, we are not immune

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

Thus Schrodinger's virus
 
And by self-isolating, we defeat herd immunity, rending us more vulnerable to a disease that's still not as deadly as influenza.
 
And by self-isolating, we defeat herd immunity, rending us more vulnerable to a disease that's still not as deadly as influenza.

meaning we can never leave our houses until the esteemed Dr. Fauci says it is so and finds us an immunization that nobody will get
 
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