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WinterBorn

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This is mainly aimed at men who wear briefs, and comes from a conversation I was in.


Guys, when you go to pee, do you pull your pecker through the weird gap in the front of your briefs? Or do you just pull the waistband down and go over the top?
 
WinterBorn said:
This is mainly aimed at men who wear briefs, and comes from a conversation I was in.


Guys, when you go to pee, do you pull your pecker through the weird gap in the front of your briefs? Or do you just pull the waistband down and go over the top?
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All woven underpants are boxer shorts,
but all knit underpants aren't briefs.
Anyway.

If you're wearing sweats or certain types of summer shorts,
they don't have a fly anyway,
so since one has to wiz over the top of them,
it doesn't make sense to not do the same over the underwear as well.

If your trousers have a fly, however, why wouldn't you use it?

Anyway, I would never wear knit underpants with a suit or dress slacks.
That's just undignified.
 
Fascinating question.

I started sitting to pee decades ago. I found I didn't have to clean the splash from under the seat, and women love it when they don't either.

Back in the day, I did neither of your choices. I used to move my pant leg just above my sock and piss that way.
 
Althea said:
Fascinating question.

I started sitting to pee decades ago. I found I didn't have to clean the splash from under the seat, and women love it when they don't either.

Back in the day, I did neither of your choices. I used to move my pant leg just above my sock and piss that way.
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Yeah, I sit most of the time if I am home. Less mess and easier on my bad knee.
 
WinterBorn said:
This is mainly aimed at men who wear briefs, and comes from a conversation I was in.


Guys, when you go to pee, do you pull your pecker through the weird gap in the front of your briefs? Or do you just pull the waistband down and go over the top?
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This is DEFINITELY a topic for @Cypress . He knows everything.
 
WinterBorn said:
This is mainly aimed at men who wear briefs, and comes from a conversation I was in.


Guys, when you go to pee, do you pull your pecker through the weird gap in the front of your briefs? Or do you just pull the waistband down and go over the top?
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You don't know the third option?
 
Perry said:
This I'm trying very hard to be a bigger shitposter than Legina.
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Keep trying, Perry. You'll get there! :thup:
 
WinterBorn said:
This is mainly aimed at men who wear briefs, and comes from a conversation I was in.


Guys, when you go to pee, do you pull your pecker through the weird gap in the front of your briefs? Or do you just pull the waistband down and go over the top?
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It varies. I wear flannel boxers and, often, shorts. If standing, it's easier just to pull the shorts and boxers leg up. At home sitting is more convenient since, lately for health reasons, I'm only wearing boxers and a t-shirt.

ThatOwlWoman said:
Well, *this* was simply fascinating. lol
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Should I draw a visual? LOL

A nice thing about living in the country is being able to walk outside in my boxers and simply pee on the bushes. :)
 
Commander Dutch said:
It varies. I wear flannel boxers and, often, shorts. If standing, it's easier just to pull the shorts and boxers leg up. At home sitting is more convenient since, lately for health reasons, I'm only wearing boxers and a t-shirt.


Should I draw a visual? LOL

A nice thing about living in the country is being able to walk outside in my boxers and simply pee on the bushes. :)
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I guess that's one way to keep the rabbits and deer from munching on them. lol
 
Althea said:
Fascinating question.

I started sitting to pee decades ago. I found I didn't have to clean the splash from under the seat, and women love it when they don't either.

Back in the day, I did neither of your choices. I used to move my pant leg just above my sock and piss that way.
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Sweet lord Jesus, why did I already know that fact just from reading your posts?
 
I don't really care about the preferred wizzing approaches,
but I still cannot condone wearing knit briefs with dress trousers.
Khakis, fine. Jeans, although I've never worn them, fine. Bermudas, fine.
Not with dress slacks.

Woven shorts are the way to go.
Imagine making an unexpected stop with a friend at a hotel
and she sees you wearing briefs under your suit.

Unless she was brought up in a barn, she's going to be very unimpressed.
Stormy was.
 
Lionfish said:
Mr. Tiny Penis, you would need a dose of Viagra just to keep from peeing on your shoes.
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QED on Legina's obsession with other men's penises.

Do you toe-tap in public men's rooms, Legina? Do you try to sneak a peek at the urinal?
 
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